Residents

The bizarre story of the Residents begins at Christmas. That great religious variety show, as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman put it in “Full Metal Jacket”, the holiday built on the boundless purchase of goods of every kind, is paradoxically the very thing that kicks off the career of a band that has made resistance to the mind-numbing effects of consumerism its banner.

It was Christmas 1972 when a handful of bootleg copies of an eleven-minute mini-EP titled “Santa Dog” were mailed out to musicians and friends, including one to Frank Zappa and another to a non-musician and non-friend, then-President of the United States Richard Nixon. What became of those two records nobody knows, but I'd bet anything that Nixon never played it. If the masters of devolution and the theory of obscurity — across their extraordinarily long career — turned the cover version into both an art form and a philosophy, it's hardly surprising that our band would immediately think of raiding traditional Christmas carols.

“Santa Dog” is one of those works that seem to have sprung from nowhere, so utterly different did it appear compared to every other album of its time. What was there in 1972 that even remotely resembled it? Honestly, it's hard to imagine anything comparable at all. This is a work that anticipates new wave, which in 1972 was, to put it mildly, unthinkable. The keys to untangling such murky origins are likely a sense of irony combined with musical experimentation. This duality certainly finds common ground with Frank Zappa and the Mothers, Captain Beefheart, some bands from the Canterbury scene, and the masters of krautrock, Faust. But while that may be the starting point — above all the idea of conveying serious ideas in an extremely weird way — the Residents carve out their own thoroughly alternative path, sounding radically different from all their closest influences.

There's something unique here, above all in that perpetually knife-edge balance between irony and abstract experimentation, a balance that never pushes either of these seemingly irreconcilable concepts to the extreme. Had the irony or the strangeness been taken too far, the result would have come off as silly or childish. Conversely, too much avant-garde-leaning experimentation could have produced a tedious sound.

It's in this masterful balance that the band's uniqueness lies, in their successful attempt to transcend every convention, to give the fullest possible account of one of experimentalism's core aspects — the search for the new, the utopian drive to move beyond pop and rock'n'roll, even beyond music itself as an expressive form “enslaved to the market.” That market, which turns everything into material for rapid consumption, only to be discarded and replaced as quickly as possible, finds in hit singles and their embalmed cover versions a perfect metaphor.

"Fire", which in later reissues would become the title track, is a short chant with a vaguely Christmas-themed melody that would go on to become a classic of their grotesque live shows. It's the beginning of eleven delirious minutes that, despite their schizophrenia, still manage to keep a faint connection to a festive mood. "Lighting" foreshadows their first attempts at percussive music inspired by primitive societies, still untouched by the harmful influences of capitalism. "Jingle Bells" becomes the sacrificial victim on the altar of consumerism in the track "Explosion", which already contains a great deal of what would become its successor, "Meet The Residents". Here begins the climate of decay and destruction that we'll find again in later years, with "famous" music being destroyed and tossed away like garbage — the inevitable ultimate fate of every product of modern society, artistic or otherwise.

There are countless versions of "Santa Dog". Besides the original from 1972, the Residents released several others in which the tracks "Fire" or "Santa Dog" keep changing. The existing alternate versions are from 1978 (with the cover showing the Residents dressed as Santa Claus), 1984, 1988, 1999, 2006 and 2012. In 1999, the album "Refused" was released, containing every version that existed up to that point.

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14/04/2026